Prankster anyone? ("Ang gawaing panloloko!")
"We don't want monkey business, we mean real business!"
Sabi ni Supremo, "Binibiro o niloloko?" Magkaiba nga naman!
Note: The pranks and practical jokes listed on this site are for entertainment purposes only. Some may be harmful to others or illegal, so I do not support that type of behavior. I take no responsibility for anyone getting into trouble or causing any harm due to my site.
PRAY or BE PREY:"If you want a miracle, pray to God. If you’re a criminal you prey on your victims. Incidentally, it’s “praying mantis,” not “preying mantis.” The insect holds its forefeet in a position suggesting prayer".
Read this:If I Were A Devil
Sa araw-araw na pagtrabaho sa UT, pangkaraniwang na lang nilalaro o niloloko ang mga kasama ko sa maraming bagay. Inaabuso ng management ang kanilang position at sinasamantala ang kahinaan ng mga manggagawa.
1. Dahil sa iba-iba ang nationality ng mga kasama ko sa UT, ito ay sinasamantala nila! Una iba-iba ang aming salita at kultura. Karamihan sa kanila ay di makapag-salita ng english at di maipahayag ang kanilang sarili. Ito marahil ay kanilang sinadya sa bawa't paghire ng isang mangga-gawa.
2. Marami ang dalawa ang trabaho upang mapag-dugtong lamang ang mga kailangan sa buhay. Lalo na ang mga binabayarang mga utang (bills).
3. Maingay na workplace at kailangan magsuot ng earplugs habang nagtatrabaho kaya nga't mahirap pag-usapan ang mga issues upang maunawaan ng karamihan ang totoo.
4. Walang marangal na break area, di kagaya ng dati upang magkaroon ng pormal at healthy conversation sa bawa't isa magkaroon ng magandang relasyon sa bawa't isa.
5. Ang smoking area at tinalaga na lamang sa likod ng building. Bawal na sa harapan. Alam nating lahat ang paninigarilyo ay masama sa ating kalusugan nguni't ito ay nagkakaroon tayo ng kaibigan at magandang kapatiran. Ang sampung minutong pahinga (10 minute break) at 35 lunch break ay maikli at sapat lamang upang ikaw ay magpahinga at kumain ng di mo na nginuyang maigi, nakakatawa nguni't alam nila ito upang tayo ay hindi magkaroon ng tamang inpormasyon sa mga mahahalagang issues.
6. Ang paghingi nila ng inputs, comments & suggestions, opinions & surveys ay isa lamang paraan kung ano ang iniisip ng bawa't manggagawa sa kanila at kung meron man na bagay na alam nila na sisira sa kanila, ito ay kanila nilang susugpuin habang ito ay maliit pa lamang.
7. Kung ang iniisip mo at magtitiwala ka sa kanila na sila ay tunay nagtatrabaho sa tunay na kalidad ng produkto, 'yan ay isang pagkakamali! (Salamat kay LAZY FREDDY sa bagay na ito)
8. At kung ihahambing mo sa dating trabaho mo o sa isang pinapasukan mo ang company na ito 'yan ang huwag mong gagawin. Dapat nating alamin na mahigit ng isang daang taon (100 years) ang negosyo nilang ito at nag-iisa lamang sila sa San Diego (monopolized). Malaki na ang karanasan nilang humawak ng manggagawa.
9. Dapat din nating isipin na ang pangaabuso o pangaalipin ay may iba't-ibang anyo.
Marami pang bagay na sana ay maisulat ko nguni't ito lamang ang mga ilan na naa-alaala ko.
Sa mga sumusunod, narito ang mga bagay na sana ay maihahambing natin at mai-ugnay sa pangaraw-araw at sana ang mga ito ay makatulong kahit kaunti sa ating kamalayan.
Top Rated Pranks...
Cereal Box Switch
Remove the plastic bags from cereal boxes and switch them around. Your victim will scratch his head wondering why Cheerios came out of a box of Lucky Charms.
Mail Box Prank
After the mail has already been delivered, fill the mail box with ping pong balls or packing nuts. Then ask someone else to go get the mail.
Lottery Ticket Swap
This one takes some pre-planning. All you have to do is buy someone a lotto ticket today and tomorrow go out early and buy another ticket with the exact same numbers as the winning ticket from yesterday. When the victim of your prank isn't paying attention swap the newer ticket with the old one. When the person looks in the paper for the winning numbers, he or she won't even realize the date is wrong on the ticket and will believe it is the big winner.
Bend Over Splits
Place a dollar bill on the floor and as people walk by and try to pick the dollar up, you stand nearby and tear a small piece of cloth. It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants and most of the time they will check their rear and leave in embarrasement.
Push or Pull
Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa
Shoe Polish Phone Prank
Coat the receiver of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.
Upside Down Cup
Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water.
Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.
Ypto Ypto...errr!!! TYPO!
Be carefull with this one, as to not ruin the keyboard. All you have to do is simply and very carefully remove a few keys and switch them around. If your victim is one of those "look up and down" typers. He or she will be very confused while trying to get work done.
Confusing Drawers
Before your co-worker arrives at the office remove his desk drawers and switch them around. He will definantly scratch his head over this one. Hint: In case you cannot remove the drawers, just remove the items and swap them.
Watch this videos:Pranks & Practical Jokes
Sabi ni Supremo, "Binibiro o niloloko?" Magkaiba nga naman!
Note: The pranks and practical jokes listed on this site are for entertainment purposes only. Some may be harmful to others or illegal, so I do not support that type of behavior. I take no responsibility for anyone getting into trouble or causing any harm due to my site.
PRAY or BE PREY:"If you want a miracle, pray to God. If you’re a criminal you prey on your victims. Incidentally, it’s “praying mantis,” not “preying mantis.” The insect holds its forefeet in a position suggesting prayer".
Read this:If I Were A Devil
Sa araw-araw na pagtrabaho sa UT, pangkaraniwang na lang nilalaro o niloloko ang mga kasama ko sa maraming bagay. Inaabuso ng management ang kanilang position at sinasamantala ang kahinaan ng mga manggagawa.
1. Dahil sa iba-iba ang nationality ng mga kasama ko sa UT, ito ay sinasamantala nila! Una iba-iba ang aming salita at kultura. Karamihan sa kanila ay di makapag-salita ng english at di maipahayag ang kanilang sarili. Ito marahil ay kanilang sinadya sa bawa't paghire ng isang mangga-gawa.
2. Marami ang dalawa ang trabaho upang mapag-dugtong lamang ang mga kailangan sa buhay. Lalo na ang mga binabayarang mga utang (bills).
3. Maingay na workplace at kailangan magsuot ng earplugs habang nagtatrabaho kaya nga't mahirap pag-usapan ang mga issues upang maunawaan ng karamihan ang totoo.
4. Walang marangal na break area, di kagaya ng dati upang magkaroon ng pormal at healthy conversation sa bawa't isa magkaroon ng magandang relasyon sa bawa't isa.
5. Ang smoking area at tinalaga na lamang sa likod ng building. Bawal na sa harapan. Alam nating lahat ang paninigarilyo ay masama sa ating kalusugan nguni't ito ay nagkakaroon tayo ng kaibigan at magandang kapatiran. Ang sampung minutong pahinga (10 minute break) at 35 lunch break ay maikli at sapat lamang upang ikaw ay magpahinga at kumain ng di mo na nginuyang maigi, nakakatawa nguni't alam nila ito upang tayo ay hindi magkaroon ng tamang inpormasyon sa mga mahahalagang issues.
6. Ang paghingi nila ng inputs, comments & suggestions, opinions & surveys ay isa lamang paraan kung ano ang iniisip ng bawa't manggagawa sa kanila at kung meron man na bagay na alam nila na sisira sa kanila, ito ay kanila nilang susugpuin habang ito ay maliit pa lamang.
7. Kung ang iniisip mo at magtitiwala ka sa kanila na sila ay tunay nagtatrabaho sa tunay na kalidad ng produkto, 'yan ay isang pagkakamali! (Salamat kay LAZY FREDDY sa bagay na ito)
8. At kung ihahambing mo sa dating trabaho mo o sa isang pinapasukan mo ang company na ito 'yan ang huwag mong gagawin. Dapat nating alamin na mahigit ng isang daang taon (100 years) ang negosyo nilang ito at nag-iisa lamang sila sa San Diego (monopolized). Malaki na ang karanasan nilang humawak ng manggagawa.
9. Dapat din nating isipin na ang pangaabuso o pangaalipin ay may iba't-ibang anyo.
Marami pang bagay na sana ay maisulat ko nguni't ito lamang ang mga ilan na naa-alaala ko.
Sa mga sumusunod, narito ang mga bagay na sana ay maihahambing natin at mai-ugnay sa pangaraw-araw at sana ang mga ito ay makatulong kahit kaunti sa ating kamalayan.
Top Rated Pranks...
Cereal Box Switch
Remove the plastic bags from cereal boxes and switch them around. Your victim will scratch his head wondering why Cheerios came out of a box of Lucky Charms.
Mail Box Prank
After the mail has already been delivered, fill the mail box with ping pong balls or packing nuts. Then ask someone else to go get the mail.
Lottery Ticket Swap
This one takes some pre-planning. All you have to do is buy someone a lotto ticket today and tomorrow go out early and buy another ticket with the exact same numbers as the winning ticket from yesterday. When the victim of your prank isn't paying attention swap the newer ticket with the old one. When the person looks in the paper for the winning numbers, he or she won't even realize the date is wrong on the ticket and will believe it is the big winner.
Bend Over Splits
Place a dollar bill on the floor and as people walk by and try to pick the dollar up, you stand nearby and tear a small piece of cloth. It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants and most of the time they will check their rear and leave in embarrasement.
Push or Pull
Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa
Shoe Polish Phone Prank
Coat the receiver of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.
Upside Down Cup
Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water.
Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.
Ypto Ypto...errr!!! TYPO!
Be carefull with this one, as to not ruin the keyboard. All you have to do is simply and very carefully remove a few keys and switch them around. If your victim is one of those "look up and down" typers. He or she will be very confused while trying to get work done.
Confusing Drawers
Before your co-worker arrives at the office remove his desk drawers and switch them around. He will definantly scratch his head over this one. Hint: In case you cannot remove the drawers, just remove the items and swap them.
Watch this videos:Pranks & Practical Jokes
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